Sketchbook Tour: Oct. 1, 2018 – Dec. 3, 2018

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October 2018

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Clock Guy: DON’T SCHEDULE IF YOU’RE JUST PLAYIN’!

 Tea Hazel C.: Oh, look! A butterfly.

Le Leaf: WICKA-WICKA WAZZUP!

-> DJ Leaf Man’s cousin, Le Leaf.

Unnamed Lips: LET ME OUTTA HERE!

Rose: DO I REALLY HAVE TO GET OUT OF BED?

Fred: WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE I HAVE SOMETHING HANGING OUT OF MY NOSE?

 Pumpy: WOO! HALLOWEEN OR W/E

V’s Mouth: CANDY CORN FLAVORED GUM WOULD BE QUITE SWELL

 

Shroomhead Sherman: I WANT TO GO TO THE WOODS!

Mid Life Crisis Kid: WE, UH, GOT ANY COFFEE IN THE OFFICE?

Rose: KEEP SLEEPIN’, KEEP SLEEPIN’

Comic: Sleep for Days

 Panel 1

 Clock Guy: ROSE!!! YOU HAVEN’T LEFT YOUR BED IN 2 DAYS!

Panel 2

Rose: YOU SAY THAT LIKE IT’S A BAD THING

Rose: WHAT’S THE POINT OF GETTING OUT OF BED, ANYWAYS?

 Celeste: YOU’RE TIRED AND I’M JADED. HOW ABOUT WE GET FADED?

 Mid Life Crisis Kid: WELL I GUESS I COULD SEE MYSELF DOING THAT FOR A LIVING

 Hat$tackz: I NEED TO BREAK OUT OF D MAJOR BECAUSE ALL OF MY COMPOSITIONS HAVE BECOME DEPENDENT ON “A F# D”

(Pointing to Hatmask) -> Out here, bein’ the cutest & making killer tunes (as always)

 Tea. H. C.: I’VE BEEN TOO IN MY OWN MUG LATELY

<- Shroomhead Sherman

Celeste: AH, YES. WHAT A WONDERFUL FEELING TO BE ROTTING FROM THE INSIDE OUT!

 Mid Life Crisis Kid: I NEED A JOB

Rose: WHO CARES?

Celeste: AMEN!

Comic: Photography & Journalism

 Panel 1

 Hat$tackz: PHOTOGRAPHY…

 Panel 2

 Hat$tackz: JOURNALISM…

 Panel 3

 Hat$tackz: PHOTOGRAPHY + JOURNALISM

 Panel 4

 Hat$tackz: HMM… I THINK I COULD SEE MYSELF DOING THIS FOR A LIVING

 Mid Life Crisis Kid: MUST BE NICE, HAVING YOUR LIFE FIGURED OUT AND SUCH

“Woof”tang 

-> really jams

App-le

-> sold soul to consumerism or w/e

 Ophone: WOAH, WOAH, WOAH! DROP THE MIC! DR. PHIL’S GOT BARS!?!

I just want pups now!

 Clock Guy: I’M FALLING ASLEEP OUT HERE

Comic: eBay Bid Reminder

 Panel 1

 Hatmask: HEY, HONEY! LOOK. I JUST FOUND THE COMPLETE DVD SET FOR ONLY 93¢!

 Panel 2

 Hat$tackz: WELL SHIT

 Panel 3

 Hat$tackz: I KNOW WHAT WE’RE DOING TODAY…

 Panel 4

 Clock Guy: BID REMINDER: 15:00

 Clock Guy: BID REMINDER: 16:00

 Clock Guy: BID REMINDER: 17:00

 Clock Guy: BID REMINDER: 18:00

 Clock Guy: BID REMINDER: 18:30

 Clock Guy: BID REMINDER: 18:45

 Clock Guy: BID REMINDER: 18:50

 Clock Guy: BID REMINDER: 18:55

 Update: WE WERE OUT BID IN THE LAST 16 SECONDS! >:( I CALL BS

Egghead: BORK – I MEAN – CHIRP (OR W/E BIRDS SAY)

 V’s Brain: THOUGHTS

 Mid Life Crisis Kid: I BATHE IN SHAME

 Hot Nose: WOW! I SMELL AMAZING!

actually smells amazing, no lie ->

ALL I NEED!:

MY BABE | OUR ELECTRIC KETTLE

HIS KISSES HIS MUSIC HIS EYES

HIS TOUCH HIS LOVE HIS VOICE

HIS THOUGHTS HIS MUSIC HIS VOCAB

Comic: Just a Suggestion

 Panel 1

 Celeste: YOU SPEND SO MUCH TIME THROWING UP, YOU MIGHT AS WELL LIVE IN THE BATHROOM!

 Panel 2

(Tea Hazel C. retreats to her mug)

 Celeste: OH, C’MON. IT WAS JUST A SUGGESTION!

Mid Life Crisis Kid: I THOUGHT PURCHASING THIS UMBRELLA HAT WOULD MAKE ME HAPPY BUT I’M STILL DEAD INSIDE WITH 5 LESS $ IN MY BANK ACCOUNT

 Celeste: WHAT CAN I SAY? ATTEMPTING TO FILL THE VOID WITH MATERIAL OBJECTS WILL ONLY LEAVE YOU BROKE & HOLLOW!

 Mid Life Crisis Kid: YEAH, AND ENCOURAGED CYNISM ONLY LEADS TO CHAIN SMOKING 

 Mug Head: HMPH

 Smug Head: HM…

Tea Hazel C.: I AM MORONICALLY HAPPY SIMPLY BECAUSE I HAVE YET TO THROW UP TODAY.

I’VE ALWAYS THOUGHT SNAKES WERE KINDA COOL

PERHAPS MISUNDERSTOOD

I ONCE WROTE A POEM LAST YEAR ABOUT SOMETHING THAT’S STILL ON MY MIND

AM I A SNAKE?

OR

A

BUTTERFLY?

O: YEH.

 Unnamed: YOU’RE ALWAYS WORRIED

 Mid Life Crisis Kid: HAHA… YEAH.

GOOGLE KNOWS TOO MUCH

Back to October 2018


November 2018

Tongue Tides

 Treble: E/C# | D C# D C# B

 Bass: A/F#/D | E F# D | (Rest)

 I’m tongue tied but the words still crash over me

 Treble: E/C# | E/C# E/C# | E/C#

 Bass: A/F#/D | A/F#/D A/F#/D | A/F#/D

 Tongue Tides, these waves won’t die

 Treble: D/B | F# E D C# D C# 

 Bass: G/E

 Just let me wash to the shore

 Treble: E/C# E/C# E/C# | B

 Bass: A/F#/D A/F#/D A/F#/D | G/E

 I’m just a shell

I’m terrified of notifications, 

So I just sit back and pretend communications aren’t a measure of self worth in this generation,

Born a citizen of the selfie nation, 

Though I’ve always had trouble leaving mirrors unscathed and, 

I can’t help but feel the same devices that connect us just dissect us, 

Upset us, redirect us, 

Do our profiles truly even reflect us?

Maybe I could profit off an internet project, 

Hypocritically digitally preaching like a false prophet, 

Projecting ideologies on to sheeple, 

Pretending my philosophies haven’t been pondered by previous people, 

Could you please creep your head up from your i-Shield?

Peepers up, 

For 99 cents could you please listen for three minutes to how I feel?


Tea Hazel C.: MY INSIDES ARE BURNING! MY INSIDES ARE BURNING!

 Honey: YOUR VOICE IS ANGELIC!

Pickle Pal

Pickle Head

 T.H.C.: …

 Celeste: WOW! MAYBE IF I JUST KEEP PUSHING MYSELF TO BE LESS TERRIBLE, IT’LL JUST STICK!

Comic: Writing for the Paper

 Panel 1

 V: SO I’VE STARTED WRITING FOR THE PAPER

 Panel 2

 V: I HAD A LOT OF FUN REPORTING

 Panel 3

 V: AND I LOVE THE NEWSROOM VIBES

 Panel 4

 V: I’D BE SO HAPPY TO DO THIS FOR A LIVING

 Panel 5

 I HADN’T WRITTEN COLLABORATIVELY IN YEARS

 I FORGOT HOW INVIGORATING IT IS

Tea Hazel C.: I’VE BEEN TOO IN MY OWN HEAD, LATELY. I FEEL SURROUNDED BY MYSELF.

 – X

 I GOT YOU LIL TEAPOP, AS I’M JUST A LIL SPOON

YOU’VE GOT MAIL, I’VE GOT MAIL, WE’VE ALL GOT MAIL!

 DON’T BE AFRAID TO HIT SEND!

 CHECK YOUR SPAM, JUST IN CASE

 MOVED 2 OUTBOX…

Unnamed Bear: BOO.

 Unnamed Frog: YO, HAVE MY STICKERS.

feat. XtaSeay

Unnamed Alien: AW YEAH!

 Comic: Sick House Party

 Panel 1

 V: I STARTED TO FEEL REALLY DIZZY & LIGHT HEADED AT THE HOUSE PARTY. NAUSEOUS, TOO.

 Panel 2

 V: I FELL ASLEEP ON THE UBER RIDE HOME

 Panel 3

 V: AND PROCEEDED TO PUKE BLOOD LATER IN THE NIGHT

 Xave: JUST KEEP DRINKING WATER, EATING, AND LIVING, OKAY? WE’LL GET THROUGH THIS.

<- Protecting me from the world.

Always floating just three inches above where I wish I was <-

They say these bodies are our own but I couldn’t feel more disconnected

Is it supposed to be this difficult simply to exist?

 Rose: SLOTHFULNESS IS A SIN ZZZ.

 Tea Hazel C.: AW, SHUCKS. R-REALLY, I’M NOTHING SPECIAL OR ALL THAT GREAT.

 Rose: I’M IN A POLYAMOROUS RELATIONSHIP WITH THE LOVE OF MY LIFE AND OUR BED.

Dizzy V to the Power of 3

Burgundy Bug | Dizzy V | Weird Val “Oh-no! She fell in a ditch.”

 Weird Val: MY FAVORITE GENRES ARE SAD SALSA AND DEPRESSING DISCO

Clock Guy: 2025 IS CLOSER THAN I PERSONALLY FEEL COMFORTABLE ADMITTING TO

 Mid Life Crisis Kid: I DIDN’T REALIZE THE WEBITE USED COOKIES AND ALGORITHMS TO EXAGGERATE SALES UNTIL AFTER I PUT TOGETHER MY CART AND GOT ATTACHED SO I DECIDED TO SPED $30 I DO NOT HAVE

 Zero: … I GUESS THIS FEELS LIKE ME

My love is

My inspiration

My light

My sunshine

The only reason I bother to try

WHO NEEDS RESPONSIBILITY?

Let’s just be happy!

note 2 self

-> buy new sketchbook

lil’ spoopy: OH… OH MY!

 HMPH-MRGHL: DISPLEASED IN ALL LIFE TIMES AND FORMS

 🙂 : I DON’T NEED TO BE ALIVE TO BE HAPPY!

 …: …


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